Brexit: Civil War

Yesterday, March 29, 2019, marked the day that the United Kingdom, us, we, the country I live in, should have left the European Union, with a deal in place so that we can, I don’t know really, still be a part of the EU without actually having any powers in that context.

But, you guessed it, we didn’t.  Leave, that is.  Why?  Because our Prime Minister, Theresa May, our government, our Parliament, are the most inept bunch of incompetents it has ever been my misfortune to have heard of.

And Brexit is the biggest national – indeed, international – disaster to have befallen this country since the English Civil War of 1642.  Well OK, there was the plague of 1665, and a number of wars since then, but in 1642 our Parliament conspired to cut the king’s head off, which they did, in 1649.  That’s the baddest thing Parliament has ever done, in my view.  OK, apart from voting for a completely illegal war, ignoring two million protesters, in Iraq in 2003.  Apart from all that, Brexit, and Parliament’s handling of it, is the worst thing they have ever done.

I’ve written before that David Cameron promised the 2016 Referendum as an election booster the previous year, and it worked.  So he had to follow through, so to speak.  He also made the mistake of promising that the government would honour the wishes of the majority result, and that majority turned out to be 1.9% in favour of Leave the EU.

Now, here’s where the cockups start.

The day after the Referendum, David Cameron resigned as Prime Minister.  He should not have done that.  He had campaigned to Remain in the EU, this is true, but I see no reason why he could not have said, OK, I lost, but I’ll continue to work for the majority vote and honour Brexit, as it was now called.  But, no, he threw his toys out the pram, didn’t he, and said right, that’s it, someone else can pick them all up.  Big mistake, especially in the light of who that someone else turned out to be: Theresa May, one of Cameron’s fellow Remain campaigners, who had said, as Home Secretary, that Britain was better off Remaining in the EU.

Now, she replaced David Cameron as Prime Minister, her political ambition realised, she told the country: Britain is better off Leaving the EU.  How can anyone trust a politician that does that?

Turns out, not only was she a lying hypocrite, she was completely inept at anything remotely connected with being Prime Minister.  She was supposed to ‘lead’ the negotiations but she left that up to her minions while she insisted on the big stuff, like the Irish Backstop.

Oh, I forgot to mention that in 2017, to shore up her political advantage in the House of Commons, she called a snap general election, just to make sure that she had a mandate from the country to do what needed to be done.  In that election, she ended up losing her majority and, for some crazy reason, aligned herself and her party with the Democratic Unionist Party (DUP), who now had ten seats in Parliament and could help her form a majority government.  Hardly a mandate from the nation, is it?

Oh, I also forgot to mention that, having called the Referendum, David Cameron – so arrogantly sure was he that Remain would win – that he didn’t, ever, at any time, consider what to do if Leave the EU won.  There was no backup plan, no Plan B.  There was no BREXIT PLAN.

You couldn’t make this shit up.

The next two years were spent in negotiating the ‘best deal’ for the country, but when it finally came after that period, it was so shabby that Parliament couldn’t support it.  She lost the vote for Parliament to accept the deal and Leave the EU by what I believe was the biggest margin in political history.

Somehow, she managed to bring the deal to Parliament a second time.  She lost that, too, although the margin was less.  Speaker John Bercow intervened and told the Prime Minister, in front of everyone, that she could not bring the same deal back to the House of Commons unchanged.  All right, she said, I’ll split it into two, and we’ll just vote on the deal bit of it, and leave the ‘Political Declaration’ to leave the EU out of it for now.

That vote happened yesterday, March 29, 2019, the day we should have left the European Union.  Mrs May lost that vote, too.

Now, we hear she’s planning to bring the f***in’ thing back to Parliament a fourth time.  True, the scale of defeat has lessened each time, but there are 34 ‘rebels’ in the Tory party who will never back this deal, and neither will the 10 members of the DUP.  According to the BBC, she will never get those on her side, and she is truly delusional if she thinks she’s going to win them over, especially since her tagline is: You’d better accept this deal, there isn’t going to be a better one.  That’s it.  After two – almost three -years, there isn’t going to be a better one.

The Conservative Party has been in civil war over Europe since, well, the beginning of time.  That’s why Cameron called the Referendum.  He was attempting to heal the rift in his party, and ended up dividing the nation.

Britain is now in a kind of civil war itself; instead of bullets, people are using social media posts to fire off missives to their enemy.  So far, mercifully, there has been no violence but I wouldn’t rule it out, given the strength of feeling, particularly in certain areas of the country that are prone to outbursts of a physical nature.  Whichever side eventually has their way, Leave or Remain, this tension is going to simmer below the surface for many decades to come, a bit like radiation.

But, as of yesterday, unless Theresa May does manage to pull off a miracle, Brexit, as we know it, looks dead in the water.  Personally, I am pleased about it.  But I do not look forward to the resulting protests from the Leave side if the UK ends up revoking Article 50 and staying in the EU; although, of course, I would share their view that democracy has been shat on from a great height.  It has, whichever way you voted.  And as for David Cameron goes, he thinks the government should hurry up and get on with it, completely unaware as he is of the shitstorm he has created.   It was all his doing.  It’s his fault, sir, his fault. x

P.S. By the way, the narrowing of the defeat in the third vote was partly down to some hardline Brexiteers, who would never vote for this deal come hell or high water, voting for the deal.  These included: Dominic Raab, Jacob Rees-Mogg and, most crucially of all, Boris Johnsonlong touted as a Prime Minister, God knows how and God knows why, but there we are.  He is our very own Donald Trump and, I suppose, it is inevitable that he will at least get a chance at the top job.  But, as John Crace wrote in The Guardian today, you can never trust a politician who, like Johnson, has traded his principles for his career.  After all, that’s what Theresa May did, and look where we are. x

 

Brexit: The Fallout 2

Since Brexit is possibly the most important political event in our lifetime, it is hardly a surprise that it is already the subject of several of my rants, and may well be the subject of many more to come.  But last evening, March 12, 2019, Parliament voted on the revised ‘deal’ that UK Prime Minister Theresa May had dumped on their desks at around 11 pm the previous evening.

That’s correct, ladies and gentlemen.  The Referendum was almost three years ago in June 2016; Article 50 was triggered in March 2017, the vote was scheduled for yesterday, and the Prime Minister handed in her homework just the night before.  How’s that for strong and stable leadership?

Of course it is not strong and stable leadership at all, and neither is it anywhere near it; indeed, it is an affront to the people of Great Britain that Mrs May even tries to pass it off as such.

What it is, is behind-the-scenes panic, humiliating begging and a willingness to do something – anything! – as a return favour in exchange for putting something – anything! – in the document that looks different to the previous one. So the EU put a few very minor changes in it, said, here you go Theresa, and sent her on her way.  As she left they told her that those would be the final changes the EU were willing to make.  Mrs May hoped that the lateness of the ‘deal’ would be in her favour; it would give MPs very little time to analyse it properly before the vote at 7 last evening.

But yesterday morning, the Attorney General, Geoffrey Cox – a Tory, mark you – said very openly and publicly that there was very little in the new ‘deal’ that was indeed ‘new.’  The Prime Minister must have known then that her number was up.

And indeed Parliament, by a majority of 149, a significant number, told Mrs May where she could shove her deal.  And the sun don’t shine there.

This has left Mrs May, the Conservative government, the party, Parliament and indeed the entire country in an extremely precarious position.  As of the time of writing, it is 16 days until the date which is enshrined in law, March 29 (European Union (Withdrawal) Act of 2018).  Under this law, we must leave the EU by that date or we will be breaking our own law.  In other words, if Parliament rejects leaving the EU without a deal on March 29, which seems likely, then a new law is going to have to be passed pronto to gain an extension to Article 50, the legal procedure that is used to extricate us from all the European rules and regulations.

Oh.  My.  God.  That our government, and their followers, would even think that leaving the EU without a deal is just crazy.  I apologise in advance for the increased use of italics here, but the madness of all of this can only be highlight in this way, or perhaps bold text just for the sake of variety.  The only reason they want to leave without a deal is so that the UK leaves now, with no delay, and gets on with setting our own rules for the price of cabbage, and all that.

If that were to happen, Brexiters will pay for that impatience.  When the United Kingdom goes flushing down the U-bend, I would hope that it hit those who voted for it the hardest.  It won’t, of course, the poorest of our society will be hit the hardest, while those with holiday homes in the Algarve won’t even notice the difference; apart from, maybe, a slight change in the nationality of their servants.

So, today, Parliament votes on whether we now leave the EU without a deal.  I would hope that they tell Mrs May where she can stick that, too; which means on Thursday (tomorrow), Parliament will then vote on whether to extend Article 50, and by how long.  (Remember, this means changing the law, which can be done in the time frame needed.)

If we do extend Article 50 (delaying the deadline by which we must leave the EU), then the big fear among our Brexit-hugging friends is that we will never leave the EU at all.  We can but hope.  But that’s why they want to do it now – not because it’s good for the country, it certainly isn’t, but so that the country does not have sufficient time to change its mind.  (By the by, polls are suggesting that if a second referendum were to take place, and it is a possibility now, the result would be very different.)

After her defeat yesterday, Mrs May did hint that a second Referendum could be one of the sweeteners in a future deal with Parliament to get this mess sorted, because it worked so well before, right?

In 2015, before the election that year, David Cameron promised a referendum to try and heal the division in his party over Europe, which no previous leader had been able to do.  In effect, he was ‘doing a John Major’; telling his party either get behind me or get out.  We’ll let the country decide, and you must follow that decision.  Cameron was very pro-E.U., and wanted to remain, indeed, so did Theresa May (then Home Secretary) for that matter.

When the Referendum did happen, both campaigned to Remain.  It will be a breeze, they thought.  What they didn’t count on was the severity of anti-immigration feeling in those deep pockets of Middle England, and interference from Russia and the US in spreading stuff about the EU that simply wasn’t true on Facebook and that.  Despite the lies and misinformation, Leave won, by a majority of 1.9%.  One point nine percent!  And suddenly, that became the “will of the people.”  Cameron was a sore loser and resigned, only for a replacement to take us out of the EU who had just been campaigning to stay in it!  Step forward Theresa May, who now believed that Leaving was for the good of the country, when just a few weeks earlier, she had been just as sincerely believing the direct opposite.

How’s that for strong & stable leadership.  This is the situation we have been in ever since.  Last night’s vote rendered her entire tenure as Prime Minister a complete waste of time.  By Friday, we could at the very least be looking for a new Prime Minister; and possibly looking at what they call a ‘snap’ general election.  A quickie election with one issue at hand: Europe.

Now, last night’s vote not only stymied the Prime Minister, but politics as a whole, because if you don’t like what the government are doing, you just go and find those in Parliament who could replace them.  But there is none; if you want strong and stable leadership, you’re not going to get it from Her Majesty’s opposition, the Labour Party, led by Jeremy Corbyn.  His name was added to the 2015 Leadership vote in the Labour Party as a joke, and he only went and won it!  He is a leader most Labour MPs don’t want, and certainly not the ones who left the party and formed The Independent Group alongside a few disaffected Tories.

This is one of the few occasions in my lifetime where a political mess leaves no clue as to how it is going to pan out.  One statement in Mrs May’s speech last night which I agree with was that to delay Article 50 is not going to solve the problems we face, merely delay them.  The result will still be the same.  I was against holding a second referendum previously; but now, I feel it the only course of action open to the government right now because if the country were to vote to Remain, that would make all of this horrible mess go away – at least as far as the Conservative Party is concern.  They would be let off with a warning – don’t do it again.

Now, we are told that feeling among the people of this country is strong on both sides of the debate.  Perhaps it is, but not strong enough to take to the streets and peacefully protest.  I abhor violence; but remember the English Civil War of 1642-1646 started over much less than this.  The King was demanding money off Parliament because he was the appointed representative of God on Earth.  Charles I’s demands for money were simply getting too much; his father had repeatedly done it and Parliament was now fed up.  Battle ensued.

I am certainly not advocating or suggesting violent conflict of any kind.  But where are the protests?  There must have been about six people outside Westminster yesterday.  There should be thousands – millions – on the streets of Britain, and London especially.  But we are all so overfed on Strictly Come Dancing and similar shows, that we are now too emotionally fat to take to the streets.  We prefer to do our protesting on Twitter now.  But this does nobody any good at all.  The government can ignore that.  But they can’t ignore the sight of, say, one million people stuffing the streets of Westminster, turning up on the government’s doorstep.

Come on, United Kingdom!  All corners of England, Scotland, Wales and especially Northern Ireland, that bloody backstop, should be out protesting, and again I stress peacefully.  Perhaps, somewhere deep down, people know that an issue such as Europe would be very difficult to protest at a peaceful level.  People are entitled to their own views, but there can only be one right answer, and that is to Remain in the EU and benefit from their trade, movement and partnership.  To do otherwise would be to isolate us, and render us a pariah in European and World Trade.  Remember, supermarkets are stocking up on tinned foods because our supply of fresh fruit and vegetables will dry up after Brexit.

Even if we get an agreement among ourselves, we’ve still got to take it to the EU and get them to approve it, and there is no guarantee of that.  The extraordinary ineptitude of this whole thing is mind-blowing, from all parties but especially the Tories.  The responsibility for it must lie on the shoulders of both David Cameron and Theresa May.  But I will say this: not every Tory is displaying the idiocy of the party line.  My own MP, Mark Harper, a conservative with a small and a large ‘C’, voted to reject the deal yesterday.  He has been staunchly on the side of Remain since the referendum.  So, thank you for that, Mr Harper.

But I have to keep writing it in order to get my head to believe it: the ineptitude of this government is mind-blowing.  A general election in which no incumbent Member of Parliament is allowed to stand, could be the answer.  A small does of US-style politics in there; and it is something which, as things stand, is impossible.  But who would have thought that this complete political calamity was possible, either? x

 

Elvis Himselvis

This year, 2019, has already taken the lives of two of those who – although virtually unknown in the outside world – were very closely associated with Elvis Presley, singer, who died in 1977.  They were members of what the press dubbed the “Memphis Mafia,” a circle of men who were around Presley more or less constantly, fulfilling his every command and bowing to his every whim.  For these guys, he was without a doubt the Boss.

The first to die this year was Rick Stanley, who, in law, was Presley’s stepbrother, because his mother married Elvis Presley’s father, Vernon, in 1960, two years after the death of Presley’s own mother.  Stanley passed away on January 7 at the age of 65.  After Presley died in August 1977, just a month or so later, Stanley had some sort of religious experience, and became a Baptist minister.  One is left to wonder why it is that Stanley didn’t have this “religious experience” before Presley died, and he wouldn’t have been so complicit in supplying the King of Rock with powerful prescription narcotics.

The second person from Presley’s inner circle to die this year was George Kleinwho met Presley when in the Eighth Grade at school in 1948, almost as soon as the Presley family had moved to Memphis from Mississippi in search of a better life. Klein remained friends with Elvis until the singer’s death almost thirty years later.  Klein had forged a career of his own as a television and radio disc jockey, and my dear wife Jane and I both remember listening to him on Elvis’ own digital radio station on Sirius during our visits to the USA in 2006, 2007 and 2008.  He was a great deal of fun with a wonderful sense of humour and a generous spirit.

I have always been intrigued by the story of Elvis Presley, as many of my fans – almost one – know only too well, but they may not be so aware of the reasons behind my fascination with Presley, his life and career, not to mention the lives of those around him.

Elvis Presley became a huge star – so massive a legend, in fact that it is said that there is nary a human on this planet who doesn’t know Presley at least by name.  You would have to go to the darkest recesses of the Amazon to find someone who would answer the question, “Do you know of Elvis Presley?” with, “Who?”

When an 18-year-old Elvis Presley first entered a recording studio with his beat-up guitar in the summer of 1953, the idea of becoming one of the 20th Century’s most recognised cultural icons was very far from his mind.  He probably wanted fame, and very likely money, and the visit to the studio that day was purely so that he could find out if his voice sounded as good as he thought it did.  It did.  The recordings themselves were not found and released until July 1992, upon the release of the boxed set The King of Rock ‘n’ Roll: The Complete 50s Masters (1992).  They are artistic milestones in themselves; but at the time neither Presley nor the other person in the room that day, Sun Studio owner Sam Phillips’ secretary, Marion Keisker, were aware of this.

When Elvis Presley first opened his mouth to sing ‘My Happiness,’ Ms Keisker immediately realised that here was a young man with considerable ability and a great deal of raw talent, and switched on the tape machine to record it for Sam Phillips to hear later on.  Presley had paid $4 to record a demo which in those days was cut directly on to the lacquer disc, and not recorded to tape unless, as in his case, they were really good.  When one listens to the tape today, one gets a real sense of being there at that moment in time, always a sign that it is a great record, despite the fact that Elvis’ guitar is not quite in tune, and neither is his voice on every single note, because here is an untrained singer in the technical sense.

Eventually, of course, Phillips got to hear the tape, and the rest is history.  And it is those last five words that are the key ones.  Elvis Presley became history; a man who has been written about more than most other artists in his field combined.  Certainly, the number of books I have read about him and his music would number well into the hundreds.

Indeed, I am reading two now: one is called simply Being Elvis by the respected journalist Ray Connolly; while the other is called Baby Let’s Play House: Elvis Presley & the Women Who Loved Him, published in 2010.  After August 16 this year, when the 42nd anniversary of Elvis’ death is commemorated by a candlelight vigil at his grave on the grounds of his legendary home, Graceland, we will be just a few months from the fact that the singer will have been dead for longer than he was alive.  And the amount of interest around the world shows no sign of abating whatsoever.

Why is this?  What is/was it about Elvis Presley that made him so well-known, so respected – and also disrespected, too, let’s acknowledge that – just so…famous?

Presley had a unique quality.  First of all, there was the Voice. It was a good voice, for sure, and with work, became better and stronger throughout his career, but by good fortune it had the quality that record producer Sam Phillips was looking for – a white singer that could sound like a black one.  The reason for that was because much of radio at that time, as well as people’s lives in general, was segregated, resulting in stations that played only “white music,” and others that played only “black music.”  Phillips was a visionary; he wanted stations to play both.  He believed this would break down the barriers of racial prejudice that was rampant in the USA at that time.  And, to a degree it did, over time.  Presley’s music was definitely a contributory factor, but that came later; first, came a great deal of racial name-calling and derision directed at the singer.

But, it wasn’t simply the voice.  Presley initially struggled in the recording studio.  Phillips asked the then-19-year-old singer what he knew; the young man ran through song after song after song, mostly ballads – unbelievably, Presley imagined himself being a lounge singer or a crooner like Dean Martin.  In his wildest dreams, Presley’s ultimate wish was to sing lead in a four or five-part gospel group.  I know, it’s difficult to believe, but that was the case. But none of the ballads that Presley offered seemed to be working; they tried ‘I Love You Because’ and ‘Harbor Lights’ in the studio, and while his voice sounded fine, it wasn’t setting the world on fire.

They took a break.  To relax, Elvis picked up his guitar, and began to strum a blues tune, Arthur Crudup’s ‘That’s All Right.’  Elvis became known among his friends for his sense of humour, and here he began speeding up the tune, playing it like a fast country number, laughing all the time.  The band, too, began to relax; and they joined in – Scotty Moore on lead guitar and Bill Black on bass.  Producer Phillips came running in; the band stopped.  “What in the hell was that?”  he cried.

“We don’t know,” was Presley’s reply, “we were just goofing off.”  “Well,” said a forthright Phillips, “find out, rehearse it, and let’s record it!”  I would imagine that nobody was more amazed in the studio that night than Elvis Presley himselvis, as the late George Klein used to say.  That was the ten or so minutes in July 1954, as the world carried on whatever it was doing, that popular music – indeed, popular culture, was changed forever.  Sam Phillips had found exactly what he wanted.  And, it turned out, he was right; he could cross racial barriers with music – reach out and cross lines that had not been crossed up to that point.

But, it wasn’t simply the good fortune.  Elvis Presley was an extremely good-looking individual, blessed with a look that not only pleased his female audience, but meant that he photographed well and could be seen in many more magazines, newspapers and so on than most of his contemporaries.  It is said that much of the credit for his good looks came from his partly Cherokee ancestry.  He not only had the look, but the ability to move on stage in a way that pleased his female audiences, too.  He took the uncontrolled bodily movements of the evangelical preachers he had watched all his life, and transformed them into pure, unadulterated (for that time) sex.  Remember, much of white America at that time was not only racist but extremely prudish; when Elvis’ popularity began to spread, the parents said, “No!” while their daughters said, “Go!”

Finally, of course, there was his manager, a legend in his own right, a man with almost as much charisma and personal manager as his protogée, ‘Colonel’ Thomas Andrew Parker; or, simply, “The Colonel.’  Parker began to manage Presley in 1955, and remained his manager, while Presley remained Parker’s only client, right through to the bitter end, when Elvis was found face-down on that bathroom floor on August 16, 1977.  Indeed, Parker managed Presley’s estate until 1982, when he was kicked out by Presley’s ex-wife, Priscilla, and her lawyers.  I never saw a sadder figure than a short video of Parker around 1987, a lifelong gambling addict, putting money into a slot machine over and over, trying to get that elusive high, nobody around him.  His purpose in life was gone; he lived on until 1997, always convinced that he had done nothing wrong in the context of his management of Presley’s career – one that was littered with strange career choices highlighting and almost certainly caused by extremely bad management decisions.

All of the above factors combined for the kind of fame that seemed to have been predestined at the beginning of time; Elvis had it all.  He wasn’t missing one thing; say, for example, possession of a great voice but with a face like the back end of a yak. No, he definitely had it all.  He couldn’t simply sing but dance like a disabled octopus, he surely had it all.  It wasn’t as though he was extremely good-looking but with a voice that sounded like an oil tanker in distress, it was obvious he had it all.

The kind of odds against having half a dozen factors in place, maybe more that I’ve missed out, are astronomical – and I kind of mean that literally.  The world success he experienced, while not that important in a universal context, but seemingly came prepackaged from the Universe at the beginning of time, just as it would be for some poor sod to be born with a face like a sack of carrots, a voice like the end of a bagpipe concert, and movements that could be used to demonstrate electrical impulses in the brain, that even his parents have hardly heard of.  Furthermore, in Presley’s case, it was very much a factor of the old cliché, being born at the right place and at the right time.  How many millions, or billions, of us, go unrecognised because we have no gift, no power to work hard, their breath gets lost in the wind, and their voice is silenced by the Universe.  But one – a young trainee electrician from Memphis, Tennessee, becomes one of the most famous men in world history.

Unfortunately, Presley’s unique and very significant gifts did not extend into his private life; his life was something he was totally unable to control.  He had – and it seems obvious from certain family members on his mother’s side in particular that it was genetically inherited – what I think appears to be some sort of full-functioning bipolar disorder.  I am no doctor, I could not offer a final and conclusive diagnosis, but there is evidence for this in certain incidents in his life.  I do not think it is wise or sensible to go through them now; perhaps in another blog.

Being brought up in the South, Elvis was very much the Southern man.  He could be racist without realising it, yet at the same time could not help but acknowledge the influence that black music and its musicians had upon his life; during his ‘Vegas’ years, he brought in a black vocal group called The Sweet Inspirations, and used them right to his very last concert in 1977.  Elvis could be sexist also; he considered that his wife, Priscilla, should be obedient to him; she should stay at home looking after the family, while he went to Hollywood, or later on tour, having sex with any girl who took his fancy.  It was no wonder she divorced him in 1973, although they did remain friends until his death, sharing responsibility for their daughter, Lisa Marie.  When Priscilla first heard of her ex-husband’s death, the first thing she did was to hop on the plane named after their daughter, head for Graceland, run upstairs and collect a number of video tapes containing pornographic footage of herself that were made for Elvis’ pleasure in the 1960s.  God, if those tapes ever got out…

Elvis had a foul temper.  It could, typically, withstand major stresses and psychological trauma but then explode in a volcano of inappropriate severity over some extremely trivial matter.  Again, the temper was in part genetic, but it was also affected in the negative by the ever-increasing amount of prescription painkillers that he was taking.

Then there were the two sources of both derision and humour that continue to this day: his drug habits and his eating habits.  Again, Presley was so famous that whole documentaries have been made on the foods that he ate.  Well, one, anyway.  Called The Burger & the King, it told of the massive, 14-inch long, bacon rolls that allegedly contained a gut-busting forty-two thousand calories each, and Presley didn’t stop at eating one of them.  He would delight at being able to show off to his friends.  Here he was, a poor Southern kid, who could call a pilot at his command, have him prepare a four-engine jet that he owned, and fly from Memphis to Denver, Colorado, to pick up an order of ‘Fool’s Gold’ sandwiches, as they were called, and fly back home again.  Elvis could do that, and he wanted people around him to know it.

Of course, in studying Elvis’ place in the Order of Things, it is worth considering that his friends, each one of them, must have come through the kind of extraordinary genetic lottery in order to have even been born around the same time as Elvis, as stupid as that sounds.  Since Elvis died, each one of them has written a book, in some cases more than one.  That’s around twenty books right there.  Each one telling the story from their own perspective, and each one’s primary purpose being to exonerate themselves from any blame whatsoever when it comes to Elvis’ drug addiction and death.

Why am I here?  Why am I doing what I’m doing?  Why did this happen to me?  These are all questions that Elvis pondered very deeply indeed throughout his life.  There are explanations which can be made both physically and logically, and some which perhaps will forever remain a mystery, and could be applied to anyone whose place on Earth has had a profound effect upon people in all corners of the world, but also has remained so for many decades after his death and shows no sign of slowing down.  And – who knows? – Elvis Presley, along with The Beatles and Dumpy’s Rusty Nuts, may well be remembered for many decades and centuries to come. x